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Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!!!!

It's been a awhile since we posted anything cool but this Christmas day, we would like to share a really cool band with the world. The Young Hurricanes are a new band from Provo, UT that plays Electro-Pop Rock with a touch of 80's Sci Fi.

Here's their photo!!!!
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They have a show coming up next year at the Velour on Jan. 7th 2010, you better be there or be square.

Join them on Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Young-Hurricanes/170029688018

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Some things in life seem to never change...

This video comes courtesy from Sutton Barlow as she is the Queen of weird Youtube videos. For the most part, our blog seems to focus on the ghetto black people but as of now, we are trying to move into different genres. If any of you Helvetica House reader has any cool videos that should be featured on the site, present the links in the comments section.

Did you say you like Iron Man 2?

The first Iron Man was a surprise because I didn't think it was going to be good but it was a blast to watch. Now Iron Man 2 is coming and everyone is foaming at the mouth at how cool this is going to be. Helvetica House just can't wait also!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Chris Sutter The Movie: Part 3

Defend Yourself Against Bullies!!!

Bully are mean but here at the HELVETICA HOUSE we provide helpful information in how to protect yourself against such ruffians. Below are some helpful tips of the trade.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Chris Sutter The Movie: Part 2

Friday, December 11, 2009

Chris Sutter The Movie

Helvetica House gladly premieres "Chris Sutter The Movie!!"

Enjoy!!!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Musical Abstraction!!!

Well, well Helvetica House Blog Readers, tonight you are in for a special treat. For the Hearing public, we gladly present music for your aural pleasure.

The first song is done by Robert and the title of this lovely gem is called "Cold Rock"



Second song is just as good as the first but the author of this "smooth" diddy is Chris. Title of this opus is "Totally Head Over Heels"


Lego Movies are the best!!!


The Matrix With Legos - Watch more Funny Videos

Too Crazy to Watch, Don't Watch These Videos!!!

Sorry for the shortage of posts but its finals week and we where bogged down pretty bad.

Things are starting to lighten up and we are back into the swing of things (blog wise).

Here's a weird video about a weird light in the sky. They say its a malfunctioned missile exploding but we say its a hoax, can you say UFO!!!


Another weird sky video!! Optical illusion? It's a UFO!!!

Cheating Cheetah Woods Watch 2009

Here at the Helvetica House, we have been mesmerized by the whole Tiger Woods Scandal. Everyday, there's is new women coming out calming that they cheated with Tiger Woods. Emails, text messages, and voicemail paint a clear picture as to how pimpish Tiger Woods has been. Chris has been on the edge of his seat trying to understand why his idol has step out on his woman.

So in honor of Chris Sutter, we decided to start a Cheating Cheetah Woods Watch 2009!!!

Some occasional on the blog, we will upload new info regarding Tiger's affairs.

As for the name, Cheetah Woods, it's a pun, think about it!!!

The Innocent Cheetah Woods (before the drama)!!!


Latest Update On Cheating Cheetah Woods Watch 2009!!!!

Tiger Woods Mistresses Reenactment Part 2 - Watch more Funny Videos

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Breakdancing Faceplant!!!!


Hilarious Dance Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos

Bowling Ball Juggling!!!


Dont Juggle Bowling Balls - Watch more Funny Videos

Shy Ronnie!!!

Monday, December 7, 2009

From Amazing to Funny!!!

Pretty sweet shot!!!

Now this is funny!!!

Death of a Dreamer (with commentary)


Death of a Dreamer (with commentary)

monk13 | MySpace Video

Weezer pulls up the covers

Rob and I thought this was neat when we saw it over the summer. POW!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Whistle Tip!!

George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People!!!

The Average Homeboy!!!

Tracy Morgan Drunk on WGN news!!!

Go Scarlett, Go!!!!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Trapped In the Elevator!!!

Sleepy Time 5!!!!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Man Vs. Toddler, How About Man Vs. Helvetica House!!!!


Man Versus Toddler - Watch more Funny Videos

Silly Things for Silly People...

Here a short video of a storyboard I did for my storyboard class. The assignment was to do a short 30 second commercial showing a fictional product, so I used the idea me and Chris came up with a long time ago. This idea is Puppies Forever, we would sell puppies that were genetically alter so that the puppies would stay puppy size forever. We all love puppies but puppies grow into big dogs. Would it be so much better to have a puppy forever? I think so!

-Andy-

Here's the video, enjoy!!!

We Loves Hoodrats!!!

At the Helvetica House, we are a bit ghetto in our ways but this girl takes ghetto to the next level.

Wow!!!

Here's some more info on the situation.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Musical Abstraction!!!!

Christmas is coming and that only means two things are certain; Cold Weather (northern hemisphere) and a new Christmas Song by The Killers. For those who are not in the know, The Killers for the past 4 years have released Christmas Songs for World AIDS Day. Here's the latest video!!!!

Here are the other Christmas Videos by The Killers!!!


The Coolest Tattoo Ever!!!

If the Helvetica House was ever to get some tattoos, I'm 100% sure we would get this sweet tat!!! Long Live HELVETICA!!!!!
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Funny Old People!!!

I always get a kick from watching old people!!!

Police Videos For The Masses

It's time for some funny Police related videos to hit the Helvetica House blog!
Videos from Fail Blog!!!

Enjoy!!!

Another Randumb Video from Break!!!

It takes a lot of guts to do this!!! I wanted to be a stunt man once but was too scared to break a bone, so that was the end of that dream.

Insane Building Jump - Watch more Funny Videos

Snuggie!!!!

A while back we share with you the wonderful news of Weezer Snuggies and now, one of the members of the Helvetica House has one. Like usual, here's the video of said snuggie!!!

Enjoy!!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Friday Night @ The Helvetica House

Enjoy!!!

Attaque de Panico!!!

Pretty sweet short film!!!

WE WERE INTERVIEWED!!!

A while back, for the "The Holy Mackerel," Helvetica House did an interview with Nick T. Who, was also featured in our "Jazzercise with Nick" and "After Church Jam Session 2" video posts . It was an interesting experience but all in all, the interview is rather lame. As lame as we are, we would like to share our interview with all the Helvetica House Readers!!!


Enjoy!!!
                                                                                                       
Interview with “sutterville” Nov 22 2009

The Sutterville guys were great to interview.  We talked for a little while and then jammed on their keyboards and drums- it was fantastic.  Here’s a little bit of our conversation:
What kind of music do you play?  
Andy: 80’s sci-fi.  British indi.
What do your neighbors think?
Chris: We don’t know.  We hope they’re not home.  They’ve never said anything.
Have you guys played together long?
Chris: Robert and I are from Portland (they’re brothers and Andy is their cousin) and we play together.  We are going to try to play a show here sometime.
What do you do Andy?
Andy: I make movies.  And watch movies.
What is one of the best movies ever produced do you think?
Andy: Gone with the Wind.  I mean, it’s not a “cool” movie, but it is cool.  It has an anti- hero.
What movies do you other guys like?
Chris: Truman Show
Rob: You’ve Got Mail*
            What’s your favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
Andy:  I like gorging myself and then taking a midday nap.  Whatever that’s called.
Chris: I make cranberry sauce. 
Rob: It’s the best.  I like all American pumpkin pie. 
Chris:  From Cosco.
            How’s the girl situation? 
Andy: I love all the women in the world.
Robert:  Seeing how I’m the youngest and fresh uhhhh...
Chris:  What will make us sound cooler?
            Uh.
Chris: Will Marriot says “the girls in this ward are rockin’”. 
            So if you had a million dollars what would you do with it?
Rob: That’s not very much but I would buy world peace.
Andy: I’d buy world hunger.  And a Mcdouble.
Chris: I’d buy a big shiny silver car.
Andy: We have a blog.
Chris: It’s helveticahouse.blotspot.com.  That’s the name we want our house but it never caught on in the ward. 
            What’s on it?
Chris: Stuff
Andy:  It’s like a video blog.  Band demos.  Short movies. 

So then we got on the instruments and played some music which was very loud.  But no one came down to tell us to stop.  Rob plays drums and Chris plays guitar.  Andy nodded with approval.  It was chill.  For a second I forgot I was at BYU and approaching finals week.  Pay them a visit; it will cure what ails you.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Don't Text and Drive!!!


Don't Text and Drive - Watch more Funny Videos

Backflip Time!!!


Kid Starts Backflip Too Early - Watch more Funny Videos

Beyonce Falling Down!!

Mrs. Single Ladies taking a face plant!!!!
Beyonce Falls Off Stage - The funniest videos clips are here
Another version!!!

Sleepy Time 4!!!!

Another video with Chris sleeping!!!!

Enjoy!!!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Another Musical Abstraction!!!

Muppets and Queen, it doesn't get any better than this!!!

Musical Abstraction!!!

Here's another After Church Jam Session with Nick. (2 of 2)

Monday, November 23, 2009

Jazzercise With Nick!!!

Nick came by to do an interview for the ward newsletter "The Holy Mackerel" but it instantly turned into a jam session. This is Nick getting funky fresh with some Jazz drumming. This is part 1 of 2!!

Enjoy!!!

Musical Abstraction!!!!

Space is a rocking band that you must get to know ASAP!!!

Enjoy!!!

Lilou wins BC One 2009!!!!

Deep in the hearts of the boys from the Helvetica House, we all have aspirations to be B-boys. So in a sense, you could say in a former life, we were breakers!! This is dedicated to our homey, Owen!!!

WE miss you man!!!


Friday, November 20, 2009

America's Best Dance Hand Crew!!!

This is video is the direct definition of irony, through one pair of eyes this could be completely awesome but through another pair it could also be really lame. Which is the which?

The verdict!!!

Helvetica house declares this awesome!!!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Another Musical Abstraction!!!

Real hip hop from Sudan!!!


Bangs Live!!!

David Hasselhoff Drunk and Eating a Burger!!!

This cracked me up, better later than never!!

Musical Abstraction!!!

Pretty cool performance!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Funny See Saw Video!!!


Epic Seesaw Flip and Failure - Watch more Funny Videos

Treeman!!!

Do You Remember This Cartoon?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Bored To Death!!! Watched Some Animal Attack Videoss!!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Wow, This Is Crazy!!!


Fourth Story Jump Onto Snow - Watch more Funny Videos

Sitting on the Toilet!!!

We don't want to be rude but she looks like stereotypical "MAMMY!!!"


And Now...

The Remixes!!!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Baby!!!

This game is awesome, ahh!!!!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Time to Learn to Dance!!!!

This girl is ghetto!!!!



Do Wish You Could Dance Like This?

Old People Singing Rock Songs

There is nothing more funny then old people singing rock songs, so in honor of such a tradition, Helvetica House presents old people sing rock songs!!!!



Rocking on Sesame Street!!!

Sesame Street has turned 40 and to celebrate this joyous occasion we would like to share some of our favorite moments!!!

Enjoy!!


Monday, November 9, 2009

Support Provo Hip Hop- "B Money!!!!"

As a new segment for the Helvetica House Blog, we will be supporting the local Provo Hip Hop community by featuring some of the local stars!!! To start things off on the right foot, we gladly present "B Money" straight from the 801 and zip code 84606. As a resident of Provo, "B Money" represents DIY hip hop to the fullest by hustling his songs and t-shirts from door to door, block to block. if you catch him in your neighborhood, be sure to enlist in his P-Town Posse!!!!! BUZZ, BUZZ!!!

Enjoy!!!

Blooper Pooper!!!!

There's nothing funnier than marching band and cheerleading bloopers!!! Sorry for the low quality video!!!! 

Master of Piano!!!!!

Robert tickling the ivories!!!!!

Canyon Dancers!!!!!

From the people (Helvetica House) who brought you "Crack of the Night" comes a kung fu extravaganza in the same spirit of "The Matrix", "Hero", "Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon", "The Drunken Master", and "5 Fingers of Death". An all action fight fest, so you better hold your breath because its going to be one wild ride!!!!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Byu Women Soccer Catfight!!!!

Les and Mary!!!

just finished watching a documentary on Les Paul. For what it's worth, their music is pretty darn awesome. Also Mary Ford is one hot momma!!!

Sleepy Time 3: Tokyo Snooze

Friday, November 6, 2009

Song 10, New Version!!!!!

Earlier we post the "Song 10" music video with the old recording but now we are introducing the new re-recorded and re-mastered version of "Song 10" for your ears to enjoy!!!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Musical Abstraction!!!

If you don't know who is Zach Galifianakis is, it's about time you do!!! The man is super funny but I must warn you, he is a bit of an acquired taste like Blue Cheese dressing. Anyways, this video rocks, both the song and Zach G. This video is Helvetica House approved!!!

Enjoy!!!

Fiona Apple - Not About Love (Official Music Video) - For more of the funniest videos, click here

Say What!!!


From Weird Stuff
Holy Moley, Costco sells caskets!!! (Click on pic to make bigger)

What is this world coming to?

"Song 10" by "Rock Gap" AKA "The Triumphant"

Before "The Triumphant" was "The Triumphant" the band was called "Rock Gap." During that time period of having a different identity, a music video was made for their song called "song 10." The audio quality is low but here's the video! That same song below has been re-recorded, re-mastered and is featured on the "The Triumphant's" latest album. An album to common knowledge, has yet to see the light of day. Anyways here a video of said song!!!

Enjoy!!!

Rock Gap Music Video

"go4thegusto" | MySpace Video

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Sleepy Time 2: The Revenge of Sandman!!!

The sequel to "Sleepy Time," This time it's personal!!!!

Sometimes Music Videos Get It Right..

This video is unbelievable cool!!!

Enjoy!!!

Helvetica House Presents "The Fax"

Here's some history about The Fax!!!

As I mentioned before, there are some members (Chris & Robert) in the Helvetica House that are also members in the band "The Triumphant," which we had the honor of presenting here on The Helvetica House Blog for all the world to hear. Well, as an interesting side note, A member of "The Triumphant" and a member of the Helvetica House has a side project band going on as well.  "The Fax" is that side project band, which features instrumental synthesizer music for dancing and shaking your booty. 


We gladly present "Intro" by "The Fax"


Enjoy!!!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Danny Macaskill Is a Biking God !!!

Every time we watch this video, we are still amazed at the level of biking skill this guy possesses. Can you imagine doing half this stuff on a bike, we can't.

Enjoy!!!

(If you are wondering if I want a Weezer Snuggie too) I want a Weezer Snuggie too!!!

It's getting cold in Utah and having a Snuggie would really come in handy but a having a Weezer Snuggie to keep you warm on those cold Provo nights would just be stinkin' awesome!!! They offer 3 different colors based on the "colored" Weezer albums and being Weezer fans, that makes it a though choice since all the colors are really pleasing to the eyes. So in effort to make the decision making process easy, we would probably base our decision on the quality of the actual "colored" Weezer albums.

VERDICT
Helvetica House chooses the blue Snuggie, seeing that it's the best album of the 3.

"go4thegustoproductions" Presents - Death of a Dreamer!!

It's a bit funny, when the Helvetica House was younger we would produced a mini movie almost every week like hot cakes but as we get older the video output seems to trickle. The low output is probably based on our need to use better gear and produce higher quality productions but after viewing some of these old school vids, there's a bit of a charm in the crude, guerrilla style of filmmaking.

I think we are finally in an old frame of mind and are making videos in a fast and furious manner. By doing so, all you good people can have all this wonderful content at a click of a mouse i.e video blogs and Youtube clips. Expect more to come!!!!

Enjoy!!!

Death of a Dreamer

monk13 | MySpace Video

The Showdown

Shot about 5 years ago in Cameron, AZ which features Journey Morales, Boshi Jones, and Carlton Robbins. The whole production was an afternoon on a lazy Sunday and features music from the early days of "The Triumphant."

Enjoy!!!!

The Showdown!!!!!

monk13 | MySpace Video

Monday, November 2, 2009

FHE November 2nd, 2009

The Helvetica House sponsoring the FHE!!!!

And you thought your costume was cool!!!

This is a pretty sweet costume!!!

WE should all go see AVATAR!!!

The following Movie trailer is directed by James Cameron and is the follow up film to his blockbuster movie Titanic. For those who are not in the know, every once in while a movie comes along that is suppose to revolutionize the film industry. These advancements in film are many but for our generation to witness such a milestone is like our parents or grandparents watching US astronauts landing on the moon for the first time, mind blowing.

The trailer above has been brewing for the past 10 years using advance digital technology that will change the way we view movies, in immersive 3D. As a film fanatic and inspiring filmmaker, I can't help but feel giddy like a kid on Christmas. So, WE should go see this movie on December 18th!!!

Enjoy!!!


Sunday, November 1, 2009

Exclusive Music from The Triumphant - "Golden Case"

For your auditory pleasure, the Helvetica House gladly present an exclusive song from the band- The Triumphant!!! Some members of The Triumphant are also members of the Helvetica House i.e. Chris and Robert Sutter.

This is what Helvetica House really sounds like when they are not jamming after church!!!

Enjoy!!!

Ward Prayer: The Movie

Here's a quick video blog of Helvetica House at ward prayer with the girls from Hampstead 4. Also included are Chris, Amanda, and Patrick for your viewing pleasure.

Enjoy!!!

Musical Abstraction


The Helvetica House partying like its 1999!!!!

World Premiere-"Don't Break My Heart" By Boshi Jones

The Helvetica House is pleased to premiere the lastest music video from the R&B sensation from the heart of the Navajo nation, BOSHI JONES.

Boshi Jones is the stud that makes all the girls go into a frenzy and all the "Johns" envy him. We are happy to bring you his latest video "Don't Break My Heart," shoot during the summer of 2009 at Castle Rock located on the outskirts of Tuba City, AZ. The video productions was handle by go4thegustoproductions and music made by PPPURNZ BEATS.

Enjoy!!!

Sleepy Time - the prequel

This is'nt the first time andy has filmed me sleeping...its actually the 3rd.

Sleepy Time Video Blog!!!


A member of the Helvetica House snoozing at night.

Enjoy!!!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween Eve treat

We had a jam packed evening that included going to salt lake to drop off my amp at The House of Guitars located at 645 South 300 West, then went to The Pie pizzeria located off 200 South by The U for a bite before going to In the Venue to watch The Sounds. Andy already posted some pics of last night but I just edit the video. Here goes....





Here is the girls race. I could only film a little bit because the camera was running low on battery.
BYU's Cecily Lemmon dominated the race, pretty cool.

2009 MWC Cross Country Championships




Halloween Morning! Me and Chris went to go check out the 
Mountain West Conference Cross Country Championships in Orem. 
This is the race that i filmed. Pretty good race, BYU got 2nd.

Ghost Are Real, Here's Some Spooky Stuff!!!

The Helvetica House glady presents a series of videos that will make you believe in ghost.  Turn off your lights, lock the doors and be prepared to be scared the life out of you!!!

TURN THE SOUND UP ON YOUR COMPUTER AND TURN OFF ALL YOUR LIGHTS!!!!! 

Enjoy!!!


 


In The Spirit of Halloween!!!!

In the spirit of Halloween, the Helvetica House is presenting our favorite ghoulish, spine tingling, and freaky horror movies of all time.

Chris' Horror Movie Pick

"It's scary." - Chris

Andy's Horror Movie Pick

"I almost peed my pants watching this!" - Andy

Robert's Horror Movie Pick

"It's a Classic!" - Robert

Who Is This Ginger?

From gingerboy

From gingerboy


After close investigation of the Sounds concert, who is this ginger?

The Sounds In Salt Lake City!!!!


From The Sounds

From The Sounds

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The Sounds came to Salt Lake City or as the locals call it "SL,UT," and we were there to experience the magic of dance music. The show started at 6:30pm at "In The Venue" with Foxy Shazam and Semi Precious Weapons as the openers. We didn't make it in time to see Foxy Shazam because we were still at the Pie (the pizzeria) next to the U munching on a Pepperoni 23inch pizza with some tasty root beer. Once we made it to the show, we caught Semi Precious Weapons whole set and their are pretty crazy, wild, and outrageous live. Semi Precious Weapons where a smack in the face to common decency and bumped the bisexuality up to 11.

Yeah, it was ackward.

After, the Sounds took the stage and all the kids rushed the stage crushing all the tweens in the process. The majority of the Helvetica House are pushing 30 and it's been awhile since we made our way to the front.  All we can say is that, it was brutality and really sweaty, testing our old bodies to the limit. The Sounds started the show off right by playing "Song with a Mission" which was rocking hard as nails and they made the whole crowd bounce like kangaroos. The band continue through a setlist of hits like "No One Sleep When I'm Awake," "Living in America," "Seven Days a Week," "Beatbox" and "Painted By Numbers." To end the show off right, the whole band stage dived into the crowd and everyone went nuts. All in all, this was an awesome show and to make the night even better, one of the members of the Helvetica House got into a fight.

Fun Times!!!

HERE ARE SOME MORE PICTURES!!!

Enjoy!!!


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