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Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!!!!

It's been a awhile since we posted anything cool but this Christmas day, we would like to share a really cool band with the world. The Young Hurricanes are a new band from Provo, UT that plays Electro-Pop Rock with a touch of 80's Sci Fi.

Here's their photo!!!!
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They have a show coming up next year at the Velour on Jan. 7th 2010, you better be there or be square.

Join them on Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Young-Hurricanes/170029688018

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Some things in life seem to never change...

This video comes courtesy from Sutton Barlow as she is the Queen of weird Youtube videos. For the most part, our blog seems to focus on the ghetto black people but as of now, we are trying to move into different genres. If any of you Helvetica House reader has any cool videos that should be featured on the site, present the links in the comments section.

Did you say you like Iron Man 2?

The first Iron Man was a surprise because I didn't think it was going to be good but it was a blast to watch. Now Iron Man 2 is coming and everyone is foaming at the mouth at how cool this is going to be. Helvetica House just can't wait also!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Chris Sutter The Movie: Part 3

Defend Yourself Against Bullies!!!

Bully are mean but here at the HELVETICA HOUSE we provide helpful information in how to protect yourself against such ruffians. Below are some helpful tips of the trade.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Chris Sutter The Movie: Part 2

Friday, December 11, 2009

Chris Sutter The Movie

Helvetica House gladly premieres "Chris Sutter The Movie!!"

Enjoy!!!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Musical Abstraction!!!

Well, well Helvetica House Blog Readers, tonight you are in for a special treat. For the Hearing public, we gladly present music for your aural pleasure.

The first song is done by Robert and the title of this lovely gem is called "Cold Rock"



Second song is just as good as the first but the author of this "smooth" diddy is Chris. Title of this opus is "Totally Head Over Heels"


Lego Movies are the best!!!


The Matrix With Legos - Watch more Funny Videos

Too Crazy to Watch, Don't Watch These Videos!!!

Sorry for the shortage of posts but its finals week and we where bogged down pretty bad.

Things are starting to lighten up and we are back into the swing of things (blog wise).

Here's a weird video about a weird light in the sky. They say its a malfunctioned missile exploding but we say its a hoax, can you say UFO!!!


Another weird sky video!! Optical illusion? It's a UFO!!!

Cheating Cheetah Woods Watch 2009

Here at the Helvetica House, we have been mesmerized by the whole Tiger Woods Scandal. Everyday, there's is new women coming out calming that they cheated with Tiger Woods. Emails, text messages, and voicemail paint a clear picture as to how pimpish Tiger Woods has been. Chris has been on the edge of his seat trying to understand why his idol has step out on his woman.

So in honor of Chris Sutter, we decided to start a Cheating Cheetah Woods Watch 2009!!!

Some occasional on the blog, we will upload new info regarding Tiger's affairs.

As for the name, Cheetah Woods, it's a pun, think about it!!!

The Innocent Cheetah Woods (before the drama)!!!


Latest Update On Cheating Cheetah Woods Watch 2009!!!!

Tiger Woods Mistresses Reenactment Part 2 - Watch more Funny Videos

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Breakdancing Faceplant!!!!


Hilarious Dance Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos

Bowling Ball Juggling!!!


Dont Juggle Bowling Balls - Watch more Funny Videos

Shy Ronnie!!!

Monday, December 7, 2009

From Amazing to Funny!!!

Pretty sweet shot!!!

Now this is funny!!!

Death of a Dreamer (with commentary)


Death of a Dreamer (with commentary)

monk13 | MySpace Video

Weezer pulls up the covers

Rob and I thought this was neat when we saw it over the summer. POW!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Whistle Tip!!

George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People!!!

The Average Homeboy!!!

Tracy Morgan Drunk on WGN news!!!

Go Scarlett, Go!!!!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Trapped In the Elevator!!!

Sleepy Time 5!!!!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Man Vs. Toddler, How About Man Vs. Helvetica House!!!!


Man Versus Toddler - Watch more Funny Videos

Silly Things for Silly People...

Here a short video of a storyboard I did for my storyboard class. The assignment was to do a short 30 second commercial showing a fictional product, so I used the idea me and Chris came up with a long time ago. This idea is Puppies Forever, we would sell puppies that were genetically alter so that the puppies would stay puppy size forever. We all love puppies but puppies grow into big dogs. Would it be so much better to have a puppy forever? I think so!

-Andy-

Here's the video, enjoy!!!

We Loves Hoodrats!!!

At the Helvetica House, we are a bit ghetto in our ways but this girl takes ghetto to the next level.

Wow!!!

Here's some more info on the situation.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Musical Abstraction!!!!

Christmas is coming and that only means two things are certain; Cold Weather (northern hemisphere) and a new Christmas Song by The Killers. For those who are not in the know, The Killers for the past 4 years have released Christmas Songs for World AIDS Day. Here's the latest video!!!!

Here are the other Christmas Videos by The Killers!!!


The Coolest Tattoo Ever!!!

If the Helvetica House was ever to get some tattoos, I'm 100% sure we would get this sweet tat!!! Long Live HELVETICA!!!!!
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Funny Old People!!!

I always get a kick from watching old people!!!

Police Videos For The Masses

It's time for some funny Police related videos to hit the Helvetica House blog!
Videos from Fail Blog!!!

Enjoy!!!

Another Randumb Video from Break!!!

It takes a lot of guts to do this!!! I wanted to be a stunt man once but was too scared to break a bone, so that was the end of that dream.

Insane Building Jump - Watch more Funny Videos

Snuggie!!!!

A while back we share with you the wonderful news of Weezer Snuggies and now, one of the members of the Helvetica House has one. Like usual, here's the video of said snuggie!!!

Enjoy!!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Friday Night @ The Helvetica House

Enjoy!!!

Attaque de Panico!!!

Pretty sweet short film!!!

WE WERE INTERVIEWED!!!

A while back, for the "The Holy Mackerel," Helvetica House did an interview with Nick T. Who, was also featured in our "Jazzercise with Nick" and "After Church Jam Session 2" video posts . It was an interesting experience but all in all, the interview is rather lame. As lame as we are, we would like to share our interview with all the Helvetica House Readers!!!


Enjoy!!!
                                                                                                       
Interview with “sutterville” Nov 22 2009

The Sutterville guys were great to interview.  We talked for a little while and then jammed on their keyboards and drums- it was fantastic.  Here’s a little bit of our conversation:
What kind of music do you play?  
Andy: 80’s sci-fi.  British indi.
What do your neighbors think?
Chris: We don’t know.  We hope they’re not home.  They’ve never said anything.
Have you guys played together long?
Chris: Robert and I are from Portland (they’re brothers and Andy is their cousin) and we play together.  We are going to try to play a show here sometime.
What do you do Andy?
Andy: I make movies.  And watch movies.
What is one of the best movies ever produced do you think?
Andy: Gone with the Wind.  I mean, it’s not a “cool” movie, but it is cool.  It has an anti- hero.
What movies do you other guys like?
Chris: Truman Show
Rob: You’ve Got Mail*
            What’s your favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
Andy:  I like gorging myself and then taking a midday nap.  Whatever that’s called.
Chris: I make cranberry sauce. 
Rob: It’s the best.  I like all American pumpkin pie. 
Chris:  From Cosco.
            How’s the girl situation? 
Andy: I love all the women in the world.
Robert:  Seeing how I’m the youngest and fresh uhhhh...
Chris:  What will make us sound cooler?
            Uh.
Chris: Will Marriot says “the girls in this ward are rockin’”. 
            So if you had a million dollars what would you do with it?
Rob: That’s not very much but I would buy world peace.
Andy: I’d buy world hunger.  And a Mcdouble.
Chris: I’d buy a big shiny silver car.
Andy: We have a blog.
Chris: It’s helveticahouse.blotspot.com.  That’s the name we want our house but it never caught on in the ward. 
            What’s on it?
Chris: Stuff
Andy:  It’s like a video blog.  Band demos.  Short movies. 

So then we got on the instruments and played some music which was very loud.  But no one came down to tell us to stop.  Rob plays drums and Chris plays guitar.  Andy nodded with approval.  It was chill.  For a second I forgot I was at BYU and approaching finals week.  Pay them a visit; it will cure what ails you.